1. Beekeeper Camo: A print to disguise beekeepers in their quest to obtain honey, to eliminate the need for sting-proof outwear.
2. Hobo Camo: A print designed to protect the homeless from scrutiny and arrest by camouflaging them amongst the trash. Also great for dumpster-divers!
3. Virus Camo: To help computer viruses worm their way through precious Macbooks and PCs everywhere.
4. Kidflage: Camo to protect the growing self-esteem of American youngsters from embarrassment such as: pants-wetting, bed-wetting, a serious case of cooties, or a secret crush!
5. "This Dress Doesn't Have Any Pockets" Camo: If your outfit doesn't have room for your cellphone, it probably doesn't have room for your personality.
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